My Exxon Mobile Secret - I LOVE THEM! Rant.

I LOVE EXXON MOBILE!!!
Yes I do. They have to be my most favorite company in the world. In fact, they pay for just about everything I do. They never send me money, but they give me time, loads and loads of it everyday and for that I am thankful. Unlike the WACKO FOOLS who have driven hundreds of thousands of miles gladly using their product, and unlike the WACKO FOOLS who have never ever sat through a winter night warmed by wood they cut with a hand saw. (no no no, chainsaws run on gas). These WACKO FOOLS hate the company that provides the most for their money of ANY OTHER COMPANY or ENTERPRISE. Nothing comes close to what Exxon Mobile and the other oil/real energy companies give us in value for our dollars. I can't imagine walking to work 14 miles each way, and I often come home for lunch. Yes, I'm a bad boy polluter, I should eat a cold sandwich instead I guess. I live in the country and not one neighbor has a windmill up to supply electricity. Why would they? Only a fool would consider such an idea, but these fools have no problem in forcing their fool ideas upon us.

Not one person I know in my entire county has been affected by global warming. There has been a one degree rise in temperature this century, maybe?, but now they want to tax each and every one of us, maybe thousands of dollars, either that or send us back to the impoverished Stone Age. I read per capita like the civil war era, that won't happen, instead they will just take our money and spend it on FOOL IDEAS that no sensible person would ever consider spending money on himself.

I was so happy to see Obama win. I hated that fool war in Iraq form the very beginning. Now we aren't even out of there and don't have time to catch our breath from that disaster, when we have an entire new set of FOOLS trying to ruin our lives. Can you believe they wanted to make the polar bear endangered when there is no proof that the stupid bear is even in danger? We are supposed to worry about some dumb island supposedly sinking in the Pacific when I have bridges and roads that haven't been fixed in years. I would much rather give health care to every poor or even lazy persons, before I would give these BILLIONS or TRILLIONS to the band of ruffians that has taken our country over.

Give us back the 90.'s when the money flowed freely. why did it? I'll tell you why. Because all we cared about was watching Geraldo and laugh at poor Bill for Monica and watch the shenanigans of the OJ trial. That was good fun at someone else's expense and folly. Our government was gridlocked and WE CITIZENS got to keep our money while government was at a standstill. That was when computer geeks actually did something for us. Now they just sit at their screens and create models so they can steal us blind. And most of the sheep in this country don't have ANY clue what THEY are trying to do to them.

Recycling was the start of the stupidity. What could be more STUPID than getting people to save a big box of plastic or glass that is worth either Nothing or 10 cents. Then sending an enormous truck around to pick it up. I am not totally against recycling, because likely newspaper or office has some value. I recycle newspapers at home for convenience and drop them off to get them counted for office paper to skirt around the Mandatory requirements of my offices. A few weeks ago, I followed this enormous truck with black stinky smoke gushing out of the tailpipe, two guys on the truck, picking up containers of plastic that are worth nothing or 10 cents! Two guys getting paid $35,000/year with benefits on a $40,000 truck. Two guys getting paid $500/day or $70/hour riding around a truck that costs almost $100/day to run =$600/day or $90/hour to pick up stuff worth nothing or 10 cents.

Now they say we are running out of landfill space. Another complete idiotic, moronic JOKE. BECAUSE guess what, we just found space for 10,000 or more wind turbines(USELESS TO OUR FUTURE ENERGY NEEDS). I live in Pennsylvania and we have SO MUCH space for landfils that we have two located right in our city boundaries, we accept trash from the heavily populated NJ & NY & Conn and we haven't even started to consider building a landfill on the never ending rural land I have right around me. But no, there is no landfill space, so you have to be a MORON and save your little 10 cents worth of trash. Why? I'll tell you, JOBS. Just like Obama says. We are going to find someway, any way will do, to get another $2 a week from a million people = $2 Million dollars and that equals $100 Million/year and that equals 2,000 jobs and that equals 8,000 or more voters.

This reminds me of the other stupidity I see practiced with GLEE. The saving of aluminum can TOPS! Seriously, there is some value to saving aluminum cans, what, you save a big trash bag and at least you get about 30 cents pound. But they have STUPID PEOPLE running around saving the teeny tiny tops. If you do that all year, then the 100 STUPID people all meet, you end up with $20, get 200 STUPID people to do it and you get $40. SEE. If enough STUPID PEOPLE do enough stupid things, you get a STUPID RESULT. So since we HATE EXXON MOBILE, that's obvious, we would rather cut wood with a saw or ride a shitty horse all over, we will do anything STUPID to fit in with the crowd.